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Chang: Man, don’t turn your back on me!
Duncan: It is on like Donkey Kong!
[They keep fighting]
Duncan: Have you got a problem with me?
Chang: I don’t like the fact that you’re walking around here like you’re better than me in front of my students.
Duncan: I’m sorry. Do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls? [looks at the naked man] You’re very confident, I’ll say that.
Chang: [looks too] But you shouldn’t be.
Community 1x05, Advanced Criminal Law
Señor Chang: So you’re here because your college degree was fake, right?
Jeff: I prefer the term “better than real,” but yes.
Señor Chang: Two questions. Where did you get it, could you have prevented being caught, and how?
Jeff: One question. Where did you learn to count questions, and are you telling me you need a fake degree?
Señor Chang: You know, in High School, I was in a band. We could’ve been huge, but the world wasn’t ready for an Asian man on a keytar.
Jeff: Did you say “key-tar” or did you just pronounce guitar like a hillbilly?
Community 1x24, English as a Second Language
Señor Chang: Adios
Everyone: Adios
Señor Chang: Heh…Adios
Everyone: Adios
Señor Chang: …Adios
Everyone: Adios.
Señor Chang: Guys! Class is over. I’m trying to get you to leave.
Everyone: Oooh!!
Community 1x17, Physical Education
