SCENE: KATHARINE MCPHEE AND UMA THURMAN CHAT IN MARILYN WIGS

KATHARINE MCPHEE

Real diamonds, they must be worth their weight in gold!

UMA THURMAN

Are you having a really boring orgasm?

KATHARINE MCPHEE

No that’s…. that’s just my Marilyn impression.

UMA THURMAN

Poor Wednesday matinee folk.  Hey, “that wig looks good on you”.

KATHARINE MCPHEE

Really?

UMA THURMAN

Heavens no.  We just have to keep saying it looks good on you to convince the audience that *we* somehow think that.

KATHARINE MCPHEE

Oh.