Slater: Yo, Goldielocks. Drop the smirk. I know about your grungy tumble, and I’m sure it was the highlight of your diary, but it was during a pit stop in something real.
Britta: You were the pit stop. He used you to numb the pain of not getting with me. Jeff needs a girl who doesn’t just not wear underwear because Oprah told her it would spice things up. He needs a girl who doesn’t wear underwear because she hasn’t done laundry in three weeks. He’s been to flavor country now. They should retire the table we did it on!
Shirley: [overhearing and spitting her drink in shock] Table?!

Community 1x25, Pascal’s Triangle Revisited