Top 5 Characters I Would Marry in a Heartbeat

03. Michael Bluth, Arrested Development 

He’s a smart, handsome family man who loves his job and has to keep up with A LOT. Plus, when he’s in love, he’s like PERFECTION. Okay, there’s a lot of emotional baggage to carry with this man, but still, WHO WOULDN’T MARRY HIM?

Gob: So, did you see the new Poof?
Michael: His name’s Gary, and we don’t need any more lawsuits.
Gob: No, I was talking about the magazine - Wait. Gary’s gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He’s gonna think I was coming on to him.

[Flashbacks]

“You’ve got a nice mouth.”

“I’d kill for that ass. “

“Okay, the chair’s not doing it now, but lately it’s been giving out as soon as I lean back.”

Arrested Development 2x04, Good Grief!

Arrested Development 1x18, Missing Kitty & Community 1x14, Interpretive Dance

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