Favorite Jeff Winger Screencaps (One per episode) 

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

“I don’t know, your last “blow-off” class ended up teaching me to live in the moment, which I will always regret and never do again.”

“I guess as we were driving away I finally started living in the moment. And, in the moment, Greendale is where I belong.”

Annie Edison - Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery & 1x25, Pascal’s Triangle Revisited

Jeff: You’re mocking me? You? No, no, you know? Fine, fine. Go ahead — mock me!

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Professor: [talking about people re-enacting the pottery scene from “Ghost”] So since it never stopped, I had to adopt a Zero Ghost Tolerance Policy.
[Jeff turns to look at Annie and mouths something]

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Jeff: I mean, take an intermediate class if you’re intermediate. Don’t come in here making your fear of failure our problem. I mean, it’s crazy. It’s crazy. I me-he’s a crazy person!
Annie: [to Abed] I’m scared…
Abed: It’s okay. This is good for him, he’s confronting his own limitations.

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Señor Chang: Yes, I was robbed at the YMCA. Again.

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Oh, my God. Pierce is going to be the only person ever to drown in a parking lot. Twice.

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Jeff: You just used the “throwing off the hump” method. That’s an advanced pottery technique which I know, because last night, I read the entire Encyclopedia of Pottery!
Rich: What are you talking about?
Jeff: You’re no beginner… Santa Fe.
Professor: Hey, what is going on, my blueberries?
Jeff: Show him what you did.
Rich: No.
Jeff: I rest my case!
Rich: What case!?
Jeff: Throw the freakin’ hump, impostor!
[Jeff positions behind rich to make him move the wheels]
Professor: Hey!
Rich: No! What are you —
Abed: It’s the hilarious guy-on-guy.
Professor: One rule I asked you to follow. One. LOOK! [points at a picture of Patrick Swayze and Annie gasps] I had it made before he died. It’s not in bad taste. OUT, Winger!
Jeff: Fine! That’s fine. No, that’s fine! [smashes Rich’s clay]
Professor: Congratulations. You failed a class so easy that people passing in the hallway get a contact credit!
[Jeff stands there for a second and then starts singing]
Oooooh… my loooove… My daaarling…
Professor: YOU SON OF A —
I’ve hungered for your touch…
Professor: No! Nooooooo! This is abuse! Stop it! That is a satanic sound!
Are you still miiiiiiiiiiiineeee?

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Shirley: If the sea was always still and calm, nobody would respect her. I’m like the sea.
Jeff: HEY! Cuckoo birds, do you mind?! This is important!
Abed: College is where most mental health problems are activated.
Troy: I hope I get multiple personalities. I get lonely in long showers.

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery

Jeff: Santa Fe, New Mexico. Nobody gets out of Santa Fe without learning how to make a pot. 45% hispanic, fifth highest native American population. They eat and breathe clay there.
Annie: I think some of this research may have been done on Wikipedia…
Jeff: You’re mocking me? You? No, no. Fine, fine, fine. Go ahead — mock me!
Abed: Oh, Jeff… You’re Goldbluming.
Jeff: I’m Goldbluming? Heh, I, uh, I-I-I don’t know what that means!

Community 1x19, Beginner Pottery