Andy:  What are we doing?  We didn’t get a single thing that Ben told us to.
April:  Sure we did, we got the marshmallow shooter!
Andy:  That’s… I don’t think that’s on the list.
April:  But I want it.
Andy:  I want it, too!  But, I also kind of want my own fork.  Just because you eat really slow.  Which is cute!  But, also… super annoying.
April:  Fine.
Andy:  What?  What’s wrong?
April:  Nothing, it’s just… adults are boring.  And I hate them, and I don’t want to buy all this stupid boring adult stuff and become adults.
Andy:  Hey!  Listen to me!  Yes, we’re going to get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board, but if you think for one second I’m not also going to get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then… you’re the dumbest woman I know.
April:  You’re going to make me cry.

(Source: brokenrecord)